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    <subtitle type="html">Hockey Pool Information and Hockey News.  How do you create a hockey pool, how do you pick your players, what are scoring rule options?</subtitle>
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    <updated>2011-09-16T12:45:43Z</updated>
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/244-Armchair-Pools-will-not-be-active-for-the-20112012-Regular-Season.html" rel="alternate" title="Armchair Pools will not be active for the 2011/2012 Regular Season" />
        <author>
            <name>Karen</name>
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        <published>2011-09-14T14:17:32Z</published>
        <updated>2011-09-16T12:45:43Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">Armchair Pools will not be active for the 2011/2012 Regular Season</title>
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                Thank you for everyone that registered for hockey pools over the last two years, however we will not be offering the Armchair Pools service this year.  Please contact info@highwaythree.com for any questions you have.  
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2011-01-17T21:13:00Z</published>
        <updated>2011-01-17T21:17:27Z</updated>
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Feel free to post any questions or comments on our wall.<br />
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Also - we have a Facebook plugin that allows you to view your pools and trash talk right from your Facebook account.  You can get it <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/armchairpools">here</a> and check out a sample below.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/234-Run-a-mini-pool-for-5-at-Armchair-Hockey-Pools.html" rel="alternate" title="Run a mini-pool for $5 at Armchair Hockey Pools" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2011-01-14T20:50:31Z</published>
        <updated>2011-01-16T02:28:24Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">Run a mini-pool for $5 at Armchair Hockey Pools</title>
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                Do your regular season pool standings depress you?  <br />
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Are you so far behind that your pool is no longer fun?<br />
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Challenge a few buddies to a mini-pool and put some excitement into the second half of the season.  <br />
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<strong>What's a mini-pool?</strong><br />
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A mini-pool is a hockey pool that you run with a few buddies in order to track some challenges made over a few beers.  It has all the same features as a regular pool (trash talk, nightly updates, etc) but it's just smaller.  And only $5.<br />
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<!-- s9ymdb:164 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="110" height="81" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/van_vs_det.serendipityThumb.jpg" alt="" />For example.  Say your "Canuck-hater" buddy thinks Vancouver will collapse down the stretch?  Tell him to put his money where his mouth is and create a mini-pool.  He can pick any 4 players from his beloved Red Wings and you can take any 4 from the Canucks?  Whoever gets the most points from now until the end of the season is the winner. <br />
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Or, if you're from the east coast, you could challenge your buddy in Calgary to a "who stinks up the second half the least" pool.  You get Grabovski, Kessel and the Leafs' second-half points.  He gets Iginla, Tanguay and the Flames' second-half points. <br />
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Because you can track any NHL statistic at Armchair Pools and player's points can be effective dated, the possibilities for a mini-pool are endless.  The only restrictions on a mini-pool is that you cannot have more than 20 players total in your pool.  So 5 poolies with 4 players, 10 poolies with 2 players, etc ... <br />
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<strong>How do I create a mini-pool?</strong><br />
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If you're new to Armchair Hockey Pools, you can get started <a href="http://www.armchairpools.com/pool/new">here</a>.  Otherwise login to your Armchair account and create a new pool from your myPools page.  <br />
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</em>Make sure to type 'mini' in the coupon code box when creating a pool so that you are only charged $5</em> .  Like all pools at our site, there is a free trial period.  Mini-pools have a one week free trial.    <br />
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And if you get stuck, just send an email to <a href ="mailto:support@armchairpools.com">support@armchairpools.com</a>.  We will help you get your pool going quickly.<br />
  
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/233-Linus-Omark.-Where-is-the-respect.html" rel="alternate" title="Linus Omark.  Where is the respect?" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-12-12T00:20:29Z</published>
        <updated>2010-12-17T15:37:29Z</updated>
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                You've probably seen the highlight reel shootout goal by Oiler rookie Linus Omark.  Spin-o-tama, fake, then five-hole to beat Tampa goalie, Dan Ellis.  But have you heard about the <a target=_blank href="http://www.tampabay.com/sports/hockey/lightning/tampa-bay-lightning-falls-4-3-in-shootout-to-edmonton-oilers/1139471">reaction</a> from the Tampa players and Dan Ellis?<blockquote>"It's embarrassing for him," Ellis said. "You come into a league, a respectful league like this, and you try a little move like that. It's not a very classy thing. That's just the kind of person he is." </blockquote>Wait a second Dan.  He did more than "try" his little move on you.  He <u>scored</u>.  Which (correct me if I am wrong) is the goal of the player on the shootout.  What am I missing?<br />
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-12-09T07:10:16Z</published>
        <updated>2010-12-09T07:10:16Z</updated>
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/231-Dany-Heatley-returns-to-Ottawa.-Alex-and-Norm-predict-fan-reaction..html" rel="alternate" title="Dany Heatley returns to Ottawa.  Alex and Norm predict fan reaction." />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-12-02T18:59:05Z</published>
        <updated>2010-12-06T20:19:56Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">Dany Heatley returns to Ottawa.  Alex and Norm predict fan reaction.</title>
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                With the highly anticipated return of Dany Heatley to Ottawa tonight, we turn you over to Alex and Norm for their predictions of fan reaction.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/229-The-Largest-Hockey-Pool-Site-on-the-Internet-Episode-1-So-Hardcore.html" rel="alternate" title="The Largest Hockey Pool Site on the Internet (Episode 1: So Hardcore)" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-11-24T08:52:42Z</published>
        <updated>2010-12-02T19:02:44Z</updated>
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                The first episode of the Alex and Norm Alex and Norm debate their hockey pool sites.  A challenge is made, but can Norm follow through?<br />
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Check out other episodes in this series as they are released on our <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/user/armchairhockeypools">YouTube channel</a><br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/230-Chris-Pronger-does-his-best-Sean-Avery.html" rel="alternate" title="Chris Pronger does his best Sean Avery" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-11-27T09:21:31Z</published>
        <updated>2010-12-02T19:02:33Z</updated>
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                Chris Pronger costs his team an overtime win by "pulling an Avery" while screening Calgary goaltender Miikka Kiprusoff.  Check out the video <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuK2wcMuE9E">here</a>.  And if you're so inclined - Pronger's <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBBaOTDMcg">reaction</a> post game.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/228-Win-tickets-to-a-Leafs-game.html" rel="alternate" title="Win tickets to a Leafs game" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-11-12T11:16:21Z</published>
        <updated>2010-11-19T02:50:19Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">Win tickets to a Leafs game</title>
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/227-My-poolie-didnt-get-his-password.html" rel="alternate" title="My poolie didn't get his password" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-11-06T14:30:43Z</published>
        <updated>2010-11-12T08:18:52Z</updated>
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                When you link your poolies to your pool, they get sent an email with all the information they need to log into Armchair Pools.  Unfortunately, some email services like to gobble up these messages and stuff them into spam folders.  There's a few ways around this.<br />
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2.  If your buddy still can't find the email, send him another one.  Paste his invitation link into an email from your own personal account so that it doesn't get treated like spam.  You can find his invitation link by clicking the little screen icon on the row with his name.<br />
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3.  Don't even bother with email accounts.  Get your pool admin to setup your public pool page that anyone can bookmark and navigate to.  More info on that <a href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/207-How-do-my-poolies-view-the-pool.html">here</a>.  
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/226-View-your-pool-without-logging-in..html" rel="alternate" title="View your pool without logging in." />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-11-04T16:55:56Z</published>
        <updated>2010-11-10T10:06:01Z</updated>
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                Are you tired of having to login to your hockey pool every morning?  No problem.  If you have a pool at Armchair Hockey Pools, you don't have to.<br />
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This means, each time you go to www.armchairpools.com, you will be taken directly to the myPools page where you can pick a pool to view.   If you want to be even more efficient, just bookmark your pool's standings page so you can return directly to your pool every time.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/52-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Nashville-Predators.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Nashville Predators" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-05T02:28:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-29T18:35:53Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Nashville Predators</title>
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In an <a target=_blank href="http://www.canada.com/story_print.html?id=a26eb1fe-f2fb-45bc-9f5a-4452109b76c5&sponsor=">article about his reckless style of play</a>, the Edmonton Journal asks whether Jordin Tootoo is " a hard, compact, ball of hate or an old-fashioned, finish-the-check hardrock player".<br />
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My opinion?  Ball of hate.  And Nashville's dirtiest player.<br />
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Tootoo's modus operandi is to seek out situations where a player has the puck but is not aware of his presence.  Then he charges his opponent as fast as he can and surprises him with the hardest hit possible.  He is interested in the puck, but only in the sense that he needs to make sure it is close by so he does not get a penalty.  Taking control of the the puck, or getting it to a teammate is not what Tootoo is about.  He's all about the hit.  Admittedly, Tootoo's hits are usually with the shoulder and technically legal.  But let's be honest, Tootoo's hits have "intent to injure" written all over them.<br />
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 CBC Commentator and former NHL goalie Kelly Hrudey summed it up nicely when he called Tootoo a "violent opportunist, looking for openings to hit vulnerable players and knock their blocks off" <br />
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Watch the clips and decide for yourself.<br />
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On this play, Tootoo <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHxxAN9yJU">comes from the opposite side of the rink to level Dan Fritsche</a>.  The puck ends up in the Nashville net and they are down by 2 goals.  But that's not important to Jordin, the only important score on that play was Tootoo 1, Other player 0.<br />
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Tootoo has Brett Hejda lined up until Hejda passes the puck to his defense partner.  Too bad Hejda didn't know the puck was irrelevant to Tootoo who <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xod2LkN1wto">nails him with a late hit</a> anyway.  <br />
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Paul Winnik is circling the net with the puck while being checked by another Nashville player.  There is an opportunity for Tootoo to cut him off and bump him off the puck.  <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym7Ii7lWY4">Tootoo sees it as an opportunity to take his head off</a>.<br />
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Definitely a ball of hate.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/225-Make-some-trades-in-your-hockey-pool..html" rel="alternate" title="Make some trades in your hockey pool." />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-24T03:30:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-29T17:45:32Z</updated>
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                Armchair Pools supports trades and other transactions in all of our hockey pools.<br />
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With our poolie to poolie trade feature, you can let teams in your pool make trades on their own.  Poolies receive trade requests from other poolies and can either accept them, or hold out for a better offer.  Accepted trade offers go through an approval process that is completely customizable.<br />
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Teams in your pool can also be in charge of dropping and picking up players as well as bench moves.<br />
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<!-- s9ymdb:154 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="145" height="233" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Screenshot2010-10-22at11.15.26AM.png" alt="" />Of course, if the administrator wants, he can use the Manage Roster screen to take complete control of all the pool's transactions.<br />
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If you're interested in checking it out, look under Pool Settings -> Transaction Settings for a list of settings and options.  Don't have a pool?  All of our pools come with a 3 week trial, so just create one <a href="http://www.armchairpools.com/pool/new">here</a> and try it out.  You can always email us at <a href="mailto:support@armchairpools.com">support@armchairpools.com</a> if you have questions.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/224-Starting-your-hockey-pool-late.html" rel="alternate" title="Starting your hockey pool late?" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-21T04:53:12Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-25T18:45:17Z</updated>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:153 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="143" height="199" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Screenshot2010-10-20at9.58.51PM.png" alt="" />If you are just starting your hockey pool now, welcome to the site!  <br />
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By default all of your players will receive points retroactive to the start of the season.  If you want them to get credit for only points scored after a specific date, use the Manage Roster screen under the Trades menu.  Also make sure that your Point Calculation Method under the Transaction Settings is set to 'Recognize effective dates'.<br />
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And if you have any problems getting your pool setup, just fire us an email at <a href="mailto:support@armchairpools.com">support@armchairpools.com</a>.  
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/207-How-do-my-poolies-view-the-pool.html" rel="alternate" title="How do my poolies view the pool?" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-12T23:37:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-19T22:39:51Z</updated>
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                Now that the season is underway and your pool has been created, the fun part begins.  <br />
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So how can you and your poolies track your pool?<br />
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There are 2 ways to view a pool you have created at the Armchair Pools website.  <br />
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<strong>1.  Log in.</strong><br />
If your poolie has an account at Armchair Hockey Pools, they can login and view the Pool Standings.  For those poolies obsessed with stats, there is a detailed standings page in addition to our main standings page.  We also update stats throught the night and you can track your pool's progress throught the night on our <a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/206-Hockey-Pool-updates-throughout-the-night.html">Nightly Standings page</a>.<br />
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<strong>2.  View your pool's public page.</strong><br />
If your poolies don't have an account, don't want an account, or just can't be bothered with emails and passwords, that's ok.  Just make your pool public and send out the URL to all your poolies.  The pool's public standings page can be accessed by anyone.  No login is required and poolies can bookmark it so it's easy to find again.  <br />
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The public page can be setup by the administrator under the Pool Settings -> Basic Settings as fast as it takes to type a unique pool name and hit save.  <br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/19-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-days-The-Anaheim-Mighty-Ducks.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 days: The Anaheim Mighty Ducks" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-12T05:25:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-19T01:24:24Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 days: The Anaheim Mighty Ducks</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:15 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="195" height="262" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/nhl_rd_pronger_195.jpg" alt="" />Arguably one of the nastiest players in the game today, Chris Pronger's <a target=_blank href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/playoffs2007/news/story?id=2891998">record</a> speaks for itself.  Suspended 8 times for a total of 22 games, Chris shares the dubious distinction of being one of only 3 players in NHL history to have been suspended twice in one playoff season.  Just type "Chris Pronger Cheap Shot" into Youtube and you've found your evenings entertainment. While it is argued that some of his <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vgvLZBUxT8#t=0m20s">cheap head shots</a> are accidental due to his height, there is nothing accidental two handers to the head and WWF style foot stomping.  Both of which, Pronger has performed on multiple occasions.    <br />
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Check out this "oops-I-was-just-getting-my-foot-free" stomp on Ryan Kesler. <br />
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Chris Simon received a 30 game sentence for a similar stomp on Jarkku Ruutu.  He was given 30 games and his career was effectively ended.  Unfortunately, Pronger only got 8 and he's still around.  <br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/26-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Calgary-Flames.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Calgary Flames" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-10T05:06:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-16T21:30:16Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Calgary Flames</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:27 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="157" height="211" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/gary_suter1.jpg" alt="" />Who was the dirtiest defenseman ever to play for the Flames?  I'll give you a hint.  He was also the dirtiest player to play for Calgary, one of the dirtiest players ever to play in the NHL, and quite possibly the dirtiest player to ever lace the skates up for Team USA.<br />
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His name is not only synonomous with "dirty", but also with "career ending cheap-shot".<br />
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 That's right, Calgary's dirtiest player ever is Gary Suter.  No surprise here.    <br />
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Gary's <a target=_blank href="http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=5257">stats sheet</a> at boasts the Calder Trophy in the awards section.  Here's a few more achievements he is known for.<br />
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1.  Ruining Canada's 1998 Olympics and Paul Kariya's career all with this one stupid play.<br />
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2.  Embarassing himself, the sport and his country at the 1987 Canada Cup by giving Andrei Lomakin a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XAQgsvwQ-0#t=0m7s">two handed slash to the face</a>.<br />
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3.  According to www.oilersheritage.com, being the <a target=_blank href="http://www.oilersheritage.com/history/big_players_waynegretzky2.html">primary cause of Wayne Gretzky's career ending back problems</a>.<blockquote>"Gretzky received a serious back injuryâ€”which would hamper him for the rest of his careerâ€”in the 1991 Canada Cup, thanks to a vicious hit from behind from American defenceman Gary Suter."></blockquote><br />
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4.  Being a dick.  <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPOI4GwROnM">Again</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2j2kQkKzY ">again</a>.<br />
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He may be in the Hall of Fame, but Gary Suter is high on the Armchair Pools Blog list of dirty players. 
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/35-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Colorado-Avalanche..html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Colorado Avalanche." />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-09T04:58:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-12T19:56:10Z</updated>
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                According to me, Steve Moore is a dirty player.  <br />
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There I said it.  I'm not supposed to because he was the victim of one of the worst cheap shots in hockey history.  I'm not supposed to because it is Todd Bertuzzi, Marc Crawford and Brad May who are the bad guys in the Steve Moore saga.  <br />
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But let's forget about Bertuzzi for a moment.  Imagine that incident never happened and take Moore's hit on Naslund on it's own. Check out the video.  <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/owpYYNjWnro&hl=en&fs=1&" width="320" height="267"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/owpYYNjWnro&hl=en&fs=1&" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><OBJECT><br />
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During my research for the Dirty Player series I've viewed countless cheapshots and crosschecks.  Steve Moore's hit on Marcus Naslund looks no different than any of the others.  You can argue that Naslund moved into a bad position, you can argue that Moore didn't mean to hurt him, but at the end of the day it was clearly an unneccessary hit and it was made to the head.   <br />
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What stood out to me was Moore's attitude afterwards.  Usually when these cheap shots occur, I find an accompanying clip that shows the guilty player being interviewed in the dressing room.  He somberly says something like "What I did was wrong", or "I should have done things differently".  However, Moore did not take responsibility for what happened to Naslund nor did he apologize for his actions (accidental or not).  According to this <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2004/02/17/naslund-hit0217.html">CBC sports article</a> when asked about the hit, Moore said that he was simply finishing his check.  <blockquote>"(It was) just a clean bodycheck with the shoulder"</blockquote>Even <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/feature-stevemoore.html">3 years later</a>, he takes no responsibility for the hit on Naslund.  <blockquote>"I don't think I can possibly regret that hit. I mean, that's a clean hit, the ref said it was a clean hit, the NHL reviewed it and said it was a clean hit," Moore told CBC News. </blockquote>Maybe it was legal, but it was not clean.  Would it have been his last legal cheap shot?  Well, thanks to Todd Bertuzzi, we will never know what kind of player Steve Moore would have been.  However, if his hit on Marcus Naslund and his attitude afterward is any indication, he could have been one of Colorado's dirtiest players.  <br />
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        <published>2010-10-11T03:08:00Z</published>
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        <published>2010-10-09T06:25:00Z</published>
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                Well, in light of the MacIntyre-Ivanans spectacle, I thought I would repost ....<br />
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At the end of the game, a brawl broke out between the hockey players and a local skating club upset about damage to the ice.  According to the Kingston Daily British Whig "shins and heads were battered, benches smashed and the lady spectators fled in confusion."<br />
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And so hockey was born.   Fortunately, Tonya Harding was not around in the early days of hockey and brawls with ice skaters were not common.  However, fighting within the game did become a common occurrence.  The lack of rules in early hockey promoted the use of intimidation and violence as a successful strategy for winning games.  In order for a team to compete in this environment, it became necessary to employ enforcers - players whose main job was to fight and protect the skilled players.  <br />
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Flash forward to the present.  135 years later.  The game has evolved considerably.  The wood block has been replaced with a vulcanized rubber puck and sticks with flags have been replaced with proper hockey nets.  Recently, weâ€™ve even been smart enough to sit the spectators behind safety netting  <br />
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But as far as fighting and violence go, weâ€™re still playing in the 19th century.<br />
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Despite the fact that we have plenty of rules (the NHL rulebook boasts 87 multi-part entries) and the ability to enforce them (every NHL game is staffed by 4 on-ice officials backed up by a team of video replay judges), we have been unable to eliminate fighting from the game of hockey.<br />
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Why?<br />
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Because we continue to cling to this old school belief that fighting and the role of the enforcer is essential to keep cheap shots to a minimum and protect the skilled players.  Unfortunately, this belief could not be further from the truth.  The concept that violence leads to more violence is well studied and widely accepted.  The notion that it somehow does not apply in hockey is absurd.  <br />
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So while Don Cherry and other old timers spout anecdotal evidence that is entertaining to listen to, the reality is that allowing fighting in hockey does nothing to deter the headshots, the cheap shots or the stick work.  In fact, allowing fighting in hockey only serves to create an atmosphere that promotes violence and disrespect for a fellow playerâ€™s physical well being.<br />
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In the <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/morrison/2007/03/taking_fighting_out_of_hockey.html">March 2007 article entitled â€œTaking fighting out of hockey would be wrongâ€</a><br />
Scott Morrison, Managing Editor for Hockey with Rogers Sportsnet summarized the old school mentality perfectly when he wrote the following:<br />
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 â€œHow do you legislate hits to the head out of the game, but still allow punches to the head in fights?  Simple.  Re-declare fighting part of the gameâ€.<br />
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Essentially what Mr. Morrison is saying is that if every time a hockey player threw an illegal elbow to the head, someone would just punch him the head, heâ€™d eventually stop throwing elbows.<br />
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This is similar to saying that if I smack my son for biting my daughter, he will eventually stop biting her.  Now I personally know that this does not work.  In fact, what has happened is that my daughter has started smacking and biting my son, my son smacks me when I tell him to turn off the TV and my wife has suggested I try alternate means of discipline.  <br />
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Take from that what you will.    <br />
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A more hockey-relevant example of enforcement gone awry is the all too familiar Steve Moore/Todd Bertuzzi incident.  In a game in March of 2004, the Vancouver Canucks were seeking payback against Colorado Avalanche player Steve Moore for a previous cheap hit against Canucks captain, Marcus Naslund.  Early in the game Steve Moore answered a challenge by Vancouverâ€™s Matt Cooke and was punched in the head a few times.  Now if Mr. Morrisonâ€™s logic is correct, Steve Moore now knows not to throw cheap hits, the case is closed and we can all go back to playing hockey.  <br />
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Unfortunately, thatâ€™s not exactly what happened.  <br />
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What happened was more violence.  Brad May attacked Peter Worrell, Rob Blake punched Jarko Ruutu, my son bit Wade Brookbank and mayhem ensued.  In the end, Steve Mooreâ€™s career was over, Todd Bertuzzi was facing criminal charges and my wife has suggested the league try alternate means of discipline.<br />
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Fortunately, I think eventually they will. <br />
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After bench clearing brawls (remember them?) became the rage in the 70â€™s, it took until 1987 to institute Rule 72 â€“ an automatic 10 game suspension to any player leaving the bench during an altercation.  In the 22 years since the inception of Rule 72 there has only been a single bench clearing brawl.  It took another 5 years for the league to equate sudden attacks on other players with serious injury and instate the instigator penalty.  It took the Broad Street Bullies what seemed like a decade (but in fact was only two seasons) to ban Cooperalls for looking bad and being dangerously slippery.<br />
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So despite what pro-fighting advocates will tell you, rules can be used to deter, rules can be used to enforce, and one day rules will be used to remove fighting from our game of hockey.   <br />
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Lets just hope we donâ€™t have to wait another 135 years.  <br />
 
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-08T17:31:00Z</published>
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                If your pool to allow poolies the ability to change their picks, make sure you remove this ability pretty darn soon.  Otherwise your poolies will be able to log in and change their picks at any time!<br />
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        <published>2010-10-07T19:42:45Z</published>
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                Isn't it great!<br />
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We've loaded our first game.  Carolina beats Minnesota and all the Havlat fans are already getting excited.  My sleeper pick of Brian Rodney got no points and I think it's going to be a long pool season for me.  <br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/74-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Tampa-Bay-Lightning.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Tampa Bay Lightning" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-02T04:29:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-10-07T02:35:11Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Tampa Bay Lightning</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:56 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="156" height="112" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/downie.jpg" alt="" />To be considered for the 30 Dirty Players feature, players are usually required to have played in the league for many years because it takes many seasons to establish yourself as a truly dirty player.<br />
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Steve Downie of the Tampa Bay Lightning is the exception to the rule.  <br />
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 Downie recieved the 5th longest suspension in league history before even playing a game in the NHL.  He was given the suspension for a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=322zqTkL0-c">cheap hit on the Ottawa Senators Dean McCammond</a> during a 2007 preseason game.<br />
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What is even more amazing is that there was argument around the league that Downie should be considered a repeat offender because of his <a target=_blank href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Downie">dirty play in the Juniors</a>.<blockquote>Downie was suspended for five games early in the 2005â€“06 OHL season for on-ice altercations with a teammate during practice. Downie blindly cross-checked and then fought teammate Akim Aliu during practice on September 28, knocking out three of Aliu's teeth.  The incident stemmed from 16-year-old Aliu's refusal to take part in a hazing incident, which involved rookies being forced to stand naked in a cramped bus bathroom. The team suspended Downie for five games and Aliu for one, and Downie was told to undergo professional counseling. </blockquote>I assume he went to the counseling.  I'm also assuming he listened to his ipod for most of the sessions.  Since he has entered the league, Downie has shown all the promise of his dirty predecessors.  After serving his 20 game suspension, Downie threw this <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAfGjAcq1Co#t=0m31s">suckerpunch</a> on Jason Blake of the Toronto Maple Leafs.  Apparantly, Blake had been critical of his hit on McCammond and he wanted to settle it man-to-man.  <br />
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Well, at least man-to-unsuspecting man.  <br />
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In his defense, fellow <a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/66-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Philadelphia-Flyers.html">30 Dirty Players alumni Bobby Clarke</a> thought it was the right thing to do.  <br />
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At the end of the 2008/09 season, Downie was sent down to the AHL in order to "develop as a player".  He was promply <a target=_blank href="http://www.theahl.com/headlines/index.html?article_id=9604">suspended for 20 games</a> for the physical abuse of an on-ice official.<br />
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If he ever plays in the NHL again, Downie will no doubt become one of the games greatest dirty player.  Regardless of what he does in his future, he will always have a spot on my 30 Dirty Players in 30 days feature.<br />
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        <published>2010-10-02T09:04:43Z</published>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:60 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="125" height="168" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/tucker3.jpg" alt="" />Darcy Tucker <a href="http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/869703--darcy-tucker-calls-it-a-career">announced his retirement</a> yesterday.<blockquote>â€œItâ€™s been in the works the past couple of weeks,â€ Tucker said. â€œI wouldnâ€™t say it was overly difficult, every player has to go throu</blockquote>Whatever Tucker.  No one cares.  Just please shut the door on the way out.  
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/22-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-days-The-Atlanta-Thrashers.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 days: The Atlanta Thrashers" />
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        <published>2010-10-12T05:20:00Z</published>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 days: The Atlanta Thrashers</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:17 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="194" height="194" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/boulton_eric.jpg" alt="" />So who is dirty on Atlanta. Well, <a target=_blank href="http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/9774108/">according to the (then) coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning John Tortorella, it's Eric Boulton</a>.<blockquote>â€œThe [expletive] guy should be playing in the [expletive] East Coast Hockey League, but instead he takes out a [expletive] NHLer,â€ Tortorella said. â€œHeâ€™ll be suspended, but who [expletive] cares? No one wants to see him on the ice anyway.â€</blockquote> This was after a late elbow by Boulton on the Lightning's Paul Ranger.  The elbow cost Boulton a 6 game suspension.<br />
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For what it's worth, <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2005/10/25/boulton051025.html">Boulton felt bad</a> for what he did.<blockquote>""He called and felt pretty bad," Ranger told the Times.  He apologized. I don't think he meant to cheap shot me or anything. It was a natural kind of reaction (from him).</blockquote>Uh huh.  Sorry about that man, sometimes I give out cheap shots.  I don't mean to, they just happen.<br />
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Have a look at the clip below.  Will Boulton be a repeat offender, or just a one elbow wonder?<br />
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-10T05:08:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T05:20:05Z</updated>
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                Today's dirty player was drafted by Buffalo in 1990.  He played there for 8 seasons earning a reputation as a high-energy tough guy not afraid to drop the gloves.  His most famous moment came in the 1993 playoffs when he helped the Sabres defeat the Boston Bruins with his dramatic game winning goal.<br />
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May Day!  May Day!   I know - not relevant to the story, but who doesn't love that call. <!-- s9ymdb:19 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="186" height="305" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/may.jpg" alt="" />Regardless, Brad May is Buffalo's dirty player.  Now I know what you Buffalo fans are thinking.  He's a character guy, a team player, a real blue collar guy.  Recently, May himself has said "The key for me is integrity.  I've kept my integrity".  It's a bold statement to make for a guy who has averaged a penalty a game over an 18 season career.  Let's examine.  <br />
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In November, 2000, May was suspended for 20 games for using his stick to etch his initials into Steve Heinze's nose.  In his defense, he immediately apologized to Heinze.  <br />
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In the 2007 playoffs as a member of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, May <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmakrYp_YTU#t=0m20s">suckerpunched Kim Johnsson in the face</a> and received a 3 game suspension.  He said afterwards that he intended to contact Johnsson and apologize.  I don't know if he did or not, but let's give him the benefit of the doubt.<br />
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So a couple of cheap plays followed by some sincere apologies.  Maybe there is an argument that May has integrity, his only failing is that he makes bad decisions in the heat of the moment.   <br />
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What about that Bertuzzi thing though?  16 days before <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKPI83hK3c">Todd Bertuzzi drove Steve Moore's head into the ice</a> as retaliation to Moore's hit on Marcus Naslund, Brad May had this to say<blockquote>"There's definitely a bounty on his head. Clean hit or not, that's our best player, and you respond. It's going to be fun when we get him."</blockquote>Brad May had 16 days to contemplate this statement and the bounty he placed on Steve Moore's head.  There was no heat of the moment.  However, he did nothing to take back his call for physical retribution.  Brad May also had ample opportunity after the incident to apologize for his remarks that helped fuel the hysteria that lead to the brutal on-ice attack, <br />
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I did a lot of searching, but could not find any apology.  <br />
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So I say dirty.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/23-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Boston-Bruins.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Boston Bruins" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-10T05:09:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T05:10:42Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Boston Bruins</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:18 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="200" height="250" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/kenlinseman3.jpg" alt="" />I went through many candidates when trying to nail down the dirtiest player from the Boston Bruins 85 year history in the NHL.  Eddie Shore, Ted Green, Terry Oâ€™Reilly and Mike Milbury all popped into my mind and onto my browser as I tried to select the perfect example of cheap, dirty hockey.       <br />
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However, in the end there was no one that seemed cheaper than Ken Linseman.  While he never caved in anyone's skull like Shore or jumped into the stands to beat on fans like O'Reilly, Linseman did manage to get convicted of assault by kicking an opposing player in the forehead with his skate.  Once he got up to the bigs, "The Rat" became famous for starting scrums and then skating away from them like a ... well, like a rat.  Not a big man, Linseman became the master of the slash, spear and crosscheck.  I found this clip where he manages to give a two handed slash, a spear and a punch to two different players within 8 seconds.<br />
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And of course, there is nothing cheaper than a stick to the crotch from behind.  You stay classy Ken.  <br />
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More than his stickwork, Linseman was known for his constant chatter on the ice.  I searched long and hard for some audio or at least some quotations from Mr Linseman's on-ice banter.  I could not find any.  However, I did find <a target=_blank href="http://bruinslegends.blogspot.com/2007/10/ken-linseman.html">an article with this interesting quote from an anonymous poster</a> that gives us an idea of how annoying he could be.<blockquote>Kenny Linseman is an asshole...Many of us townies wish he would move back to Canada. He picked up surfing and his "trademark" incessant yapping is annoying in the surfing lineup. His other "trademark" of not backing up his mouth is also displayed in the water. At 50 years old, you would think a level of maturity would be attained.</blockquote>Can one really ever go from stick-to-the-crotches to maturity?<br />
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My advice to the poster is to watch your crotch when Mr Linseman is surfing behind you.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/33-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Chicago-Blackhawks.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Chicago Blackhawks" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-07T18:38:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T05:07:56Z</updated>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:28 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="127" height="177" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Bobby_Hull1.jpg" alt="" />The Chicago Blackhawks are a young and promising team.  According to NHL.com and their <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=463586">30-in-30 feature on the Hawks</a>, their biggest issue is how to deal with ending contracts and the salary cap.  <br />
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Chicago's dirtiest player also reportedly had money issues.  Although nowadays he is far from young.<br />
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Bobby Hull, the "Golden Jet" gets my vote as Chicago's dirtiest player.<br />
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Huh?<br />
 Bobby Hull totaled only 640 penalty minutes in over 1000 games and if you search around, you will find few stories of dirty play.  Hull is 15th in NHL goal scorers and his list of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Hull">awards and accomplishments</a> is long.  He doesn't really fit in with the likes of Chris Pronger and Ken Linesman.  So why is he on my list?  <br />
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Well, I decided to expand my definition of "dirty" and "cheap" to off-ice activities.  While Hull was considered an ambassador to the game of hockey, he was far from a role model off the ice.<br />
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Married 3 times, Bobby Hull was a wife-beater.  While charged for domestic abuse in 1984 against his third wife, Hull was never convicted.  However, the stories still linger.<br />
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From <a target=_blank href="http://www.nytimes.com/1991/12/08/magazine/brett-hull-stealth-bomber.html?pagewanted=3">Brett Hull: Stealth Bomber</a> By Joe Sexton;<blockquote>"He was an abusive personality," says Hull's former wife, Joanne Robinson, who moved her four sons and one daughter from Winnipeg to Vancouver, British Columbia, in 1978 and remarried in 1982. "He was an abusive husband, physically and mentally. It pains me to talk about it all again"</blockquote>From <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/classic/bio/news/story?page=Hull_Bobby">Hull helped WHA into hockey family</a> by Larry Schwartz<br />
<blockquote>"I looked the worst after that Hawaii incident. I took a real beating there. [Bobby] just picked me up, threw me over his shoulder, threw me in the room, and just proceeded to knock the heck out of me. He took my shoe -- with a steel heel -- and proceeded to hit me in the head. I was covered with blood. And I can remember him holding me over the balcony and I thought this is the end, I'm going"<br />
-Joanne Robinson on ESPN Classic's SportsCentury series</blockquote><blockquote>After several more abusive incidents, [Joanne] filed for divorce in 1970. However, she agreed to a reconciliation. In 1978, Hull threatened her with a loaded shotgun. Two years later they were divorced, a development which estranged Hull from his five children for several years.</blockquote>Not only did the 'Golden Jet' hate women, he apparently was not found of African Americans or Jewish people either.<br />
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From the <a href="http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=894&dat=19980826&id=27sKAAAAIBAJ&sjid=eU0DAAAAIBAJ&pg=6114,3690950">August 26, 1998 edition of the Daily Courier</a><blockquote>Former NHL star Bobby hull reportedly told a prominent Russian newspaper that Nazis were not without merit and also made comments about black people and genetic breeding.  "Hitler for example, had some good ideas. He just went a a little bit too far." </blockquote><a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjHnLYOviXA">Hitting Reg Flemming</a> is one thing, but hitting your wife is another thing altogether.  Too bad George Laroque was not around back in the day.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/29-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Carolina-Hurricanes.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Carolina Hurricanes" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-08T04:54:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:57:52Z</updated>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:29 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="214" height="146" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/jesseboulerice1.jpg" alt="" />There aren't really a lot of dirty player in the Carolina Hurricanes history.  I don't count good old Ulf since that was during the Hartford Whalers era and, well, I needed him for Pittsburgh.  However, since I am a Canucks fan, there was one name that stood out as I scanned through the all time list of all-time Carolina players.  <br />
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 Jesse Boulerice is probably remembered in Carolina for the 10 points he contributed over his 3 seasons as a Cane.  However, in Vancouver he is remembered for this vicious attack on Canucks forward, Ryan Kesler.  <br />
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Although, it really wasn't that bad of a hit.  As Trevor Linden put it <blockquote>"luckily his stick broke across [Kesler's] face or it could have been a lot more serious".</blockquote>While Carolina fans might argue that it was his new team, the Philadelphia Flyers that made him do it, Boulerice had a <a target=_blank href="http://news.therecord.com/article/254998">reputation before even entering the NHL</a>.  From Jeff Hicks at news.therecord.com <blockquote>On April 17, 1998, Boulerice swung his stick and struck the Guelph Storm's Andrew Long on the head during an OHL playoff game.  Long suffered a broken nasal cavity and broken cheekbone as a result of Boulerice's attack. He needed 20 stitches from his nose to his lip and had a blood spot on the brain.</blockquote>Sorry Carolina, you get tagged with him.  Jesse Boulerice is my pick for Carolina's dirtiest player ever.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/36-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-Columbus-Blue-Jackets.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  Columbus Blue Jackets" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-08T04:53:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:54:27Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  Columbus Blue Jackets</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:30 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="223" height="166" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/oliwa.jpg" alt="" />I struggled to find a dirty player for Columbus.  I promised myself I would not mix up enforcers with dirty players but for Columbus I will make an exception.  Mostly because they didn't have many players who come close to fitting the profile of a dirty player.  Also, because I followed this player closely when he almost single handedly won my hockey pool and I know he is one nasty fellow.<br />
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Krzysztof Oliwa played on 6 different teams over a 12 year period.  He racked up 1400 penalty minutes in just 400 games while scoring 45 points.  Needless to say, his job was to punch people.  And <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGMrJpcTFhY">he did it well</a>.<br />
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I know.  I'm selling out.  Just because a player fights, does not make him a dirty player.<br />
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Tell that to his girlfriend.  From <a target=_blank href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krzysztof_Oliwa">Wikipedia</a>.<blockquote>"In 2007, Oliwa was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with a hockey stick. Among the injuries to her were a broken nose, choke marks, and bruises on her arms, back, and ribs. Oliwa potentially faces three months to five years in jail."  </blockquote><br />
  
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/37-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Dallas-Stars.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Dallas Stars" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-08T04:52:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:53:32Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Dallas Stars</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:32 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="150" height="191" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/ott.jpg" alt="" />The dirtiest player to play for the Dallas Stars is Steve Ott.<br />
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Why do I say Steve Ott?  Well I figure <a target=_blank href="http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/25974-Pronger-Ott-named-NHLs-dirtiest-players-in-Sports-Illustrated-poll.html">324 NHL players can't be wrong</a>.  <blockquote>A Sports Illustrated poll of 324 players that is to appear in this week's issue has Anaheim Ducks defenceman Pronger and Dallas Stars forward Ott in a tie [for the league's dirtiest player].</blockquote>Some <a target=_blank href="http://www.defendingbigd.com/2009/5/6/866836/steve-ott-the-dirtiest-player-in">Dallas Fans don't agree</a>.  Brandon Worley at Defending Big D says<blockquote>"It's still surprising though to think of Ott as a dirty player (whatever it is exactly which consitutes "dirty"). I've never thought of him as such.</blockquote>What constitutes dirty?  Good question.<br />
 How about being giving <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKAvHAMhFqU">head shots to unsuspecting players</a> not involved in the play?  Then giving your 'bro' in the box a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3KedAI95M#t=0m27s">fist bump</a>.<br />
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How about <a target=_blank href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/28208-steve-ott-the-most-annoying-man-in-dallas-and-for-good-reason">learning to curse in Russian</a>?  According to Ken Armer at the Bleacher Report</a>,<blockquote>Ott has even taken enforcement to a whole new level: teaching himself to swear and trash-talk in Russian, Swedish, Finnish, German, French, and Czech just to â€œblabâ€ at opposing players in their native tongues. A sure-fire way to inspire poor decisions on their part when tempers are beginning to flair.</blockquote>Is <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2009/03/01/steveott-anaheimgouge.html">eye gouging</a> dirty?<blockquote>"Dallas Stars forward Steve Ott has a Monday date with Colin Campbell, the National Hockey League's chief disciplinarian, to explain how he gouged the eye of Travis Moen during a post-game fight on Saturday afternoon."</blockquote>What about <a target=_blank href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/hockey/news/2002/09/24/2002_starspreview/">headbutting?</a><blockquote>Ott scored 43 goals and had 45 assists in 53 regular-season games last year [with the Windsor Spitfires], then added six goals and nine assists in 13 playoff games. Unfortunately his temper got the best of him and he was suspended for two games after headbutting an opposing player.</blockquote><a target=_blank href="http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=237389">Suckerpunching?</a>.<blockquote>With five seconds left, Steve Ott went after Kris Draper from behind and punched the Wings' veteran centre in the head. Ott got roughing and misconduct penalties.</blockquote>Is Steve Ott a dirty player?  Well, you and Brandon Worley might be still on the fence, but the clip below shows where Joe Thornton stands.<br />
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-07T04:50:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:51:54Z</updated>
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 Chelios is 12th in all time penalty minutes with 2800 or so.  With 1644 games played, thats almost a minor penalty a game for 25 years.  He was the most active in his early years in the league, collecting 1800 of his penalty minutes in his first decade.  During this time, he was no stranger to suspensions. <br />
<blockquote>(<a href="http://www.hockeydraftcentral.com/1981/81040.html">hockeydraftcentral.com</a>) "Chelios sat out eight games during the 1993-94 season as a result of his on-ice behavior. He earned the first suspension for abusing linesman Bernard DeGrace at 3:19 of the third period during Chicago's Oct. 14, 1993, game vs. Hartford ... Four months later, Chelios was suspended by the NHL a second time, also for four games for scratching Dana Murzyn's eye in a fight at the end of the second period during Chicago's Feb. 2, 1994, game at Vancouver."</blockquote>And of course, there was this famous hit on Brian Propp.<br />
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While he has mellowed out in the last 10 years, Chelios is still known for being a tough defenseman not afraid to wield the occasional two-hander when neccessary.  <blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1110917/1/index.htm">SI</a>) "I keep an aluminum baseball bat by my bed and in pretty much every room of my house. If a burglar ever got in, he'd get met with a full-fledged Billy Williams swing."</blockquote>Ok, that's not really relevant, but you've got to think there's a lot of young NHLers that won't be breaking into Chelios' house anytime soon.  Although maybe he should bring a bat the next time he tries to <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8B2NT09RA">sneak in an elbow on Alexander Ovechkin</a>.<br />
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So why did Chris Chelios get into so much trouble?  Maybe his dad has it figured out.<blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1110917/1/index.htm">SI</a>)" I have a face that people just don't like. I'm 45, but people still scream at me in bars and restaurants. My dad said if he ever saw me walk into a bar, he'd want to beat the snot out of me too."  -Chris Chelios</blockquote><br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/44-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Edmonton-Oilers.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Edmonton Oilers" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-07T04:49:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:50:00Z</updated>
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Who is the dirtiest hockey man to ever play in the City of Edmonton?  Who is the cheapest, dirtiest, and most detested person to ever be associated with the Oilers?<br />
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Well, he never actually laced up the skates for the Oil, so I'm kind of cheating.  But I think all Edmonton Oilers fans, save maybe his parents, would agree that Edmonton's big dirty is Peter Pocklington.<br />
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 Not only is Pocklington the dirtiest Oiler to have his name on the Stanley Cup, he's also the dirtiest Oiler to ever try and get his <em>father's</em> name on the Stanley Cup.<blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Pocklington">Wikipedia</a>) After the Edmonton Oilers won their first Stanley Cup in 1983â€“84, Peter Pocklington included his father, Basil Pocklington, on the list of people and players who were to have their names engraved on the trophy. The NHL did not check the validity of the names on the list, and the Cup was engraved as usual. After the mistake was discovered, NHL executives, via the Hockey Hall of Fame, had the engraver strike out the name of the senior Pocklington by engraving a series of Xs over his name. Of the two dozen engraving errors that appear on the Stanley Cup all but one are spelling errors. Basil Pocklington is the only name that is covered. When the junior Pocklington was confronted with the issue, he protested that it was the engraver's fault, not his, that the engraver had mixed up the people who were actually technical members of the team (Basil was not one of them) with a list of individuals who were to receive miniature replica Cups (Basil was one of them). After this error, the NHL and Hockey Hall of Fame adopted policies to confirm the roster and the relation of the people on the engraving list to the championship team.</blockquote>You don't have to be an Oiler's fan to appreciate the cheapness of that move.  <br />
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It could have been worse.  At least he didn't have the opportunity to sell the Cup like he did with his Championship Rings rings.  In August 2001, Pocklington <a target=_blank href="http://www.lelands.com/searchlist.aspx?auction=108&type=Both&keyword=Peter%20Pocklington">sold all 5 of his Stanley Cup Championship rings in a Leland's Auction</a>.  Then, because he is a smart business man, he <a target=_blank href="http://www.classicauctions.net/Default.aspx?tabid=266&auctionid=38&op=viewcat&catid=2">auctoned them off again in 2008 through Classic Auction House</a>.<br />
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huh?<br />
<br />
Well, apparantly the ones in August, 2001 were really duplicates that he had made for his father.  The one's in 2008 were the real ones.   <blockquote>(<a href="http://frozenpondauction.com/blog/?p=5">frozenpondauction.com</a>) Pocklington, the multi-millionaire former owner of the Edmonton Oilers, claims that the rings sold in 2001 were in fact his deceased fatherâ€™s.  He had made duplicates of his rings and had given them to his dad.  Pocklington claimed in the â€˜Letters of Authenticityâ€™ that accompanied the rings that they were his â€“ meaning he owned them.  â€œThey were mine because my dad gave them back to me before he died,â€ he said.</blockquote>While these actions are deceitful and dishonest, they are nothing compared to the treacherous act Pocklington commited against the city of Edmonton on August 9, 1988.  On that day, Pocklington sold superstar Wayne Gretzky to the Los Angeles Kings for 15 million dollars, Martin Gelinas and some draft picks.  Apparantly, Pocklington had some bad debts that needed to be repayed.<br />
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Pocklington argued that the trade it was Gretzky's decision and that Gretzkey's wife, actress Janet Jones, was influential in convincing Wayne to leave Edmonton.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/45-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Florida-Panthers.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Florida Panthers" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-07T04:48:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:49:10Z</updated>
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Brian McCabe is not a dirty player by my standard definitions.  I could not find any notable suspensions or juicy video clips to paint him in a dirty light.  However, there is one dirty thing he is famous for.  <br />
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Inventing the can opener.<br />
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According to <a target=_blank href=""http://chat.mapleleafs.com/index.php?showtopic=130"">Maple Leafs Chat</a>, the can opener is a sneaky little move that Brian learned when he was young.  <blockquote>"I was taught at a young age the way to control a player was to put your stick between his legs."</blockquote>Yeah, I guess it would have that effect.<br />
 So why is it called the can opener?  Well, hockey players wear jock straps to protect their private parts.  A jock strap is also called a jock, a cup, or you guessed it, a can.  So if the stick is between the legs, your crotch is the can, what exactly is getting opened? <br />
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Ouch.<br />
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McCabe claims that he has never hurt anyone with the can-opener, and since I found no evidence to the contrary I tend to believe him.  In fact, I believe the strategy he deployed was to use the stick between the legs not as means to injure, but as a way of preventing an opposing player from moving.  The NHL is familiar with this concept - they call it obstruction.  Consequently, in 2002 the can-opener was officially added to the list of ways you could hold a player and it became illegal.<br />
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Unfortunately, this new rule had a profound impact on his game and his performance suffered.  When <a target=_blank href="http://www.thestar.com/Sports/article/267346">TheStar.com</a> did a survey asking "what was wrong with Brian McCabe, Tim Denommee from Mount Albert, Ont  had this to say.<blockquote>"Nothing. He was wrongly made into a top flight defenceman by the media &amp; the Leafs, when he is really mid range on the defence depth chart all of his career. Once the "can-opener" was banned, he became mostly useless"</blockquote>Not to be outdone, McCabe came up with a backup move.  <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5nO2wBkIGY#t=0m38s">"The flying ass"</a><blockquote>(<a href="http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/Toronto/2005/09/02/1199312-sun.html">SLAM</a>) When the NHL outlawed his trademark can-opener move in the fall of 2002, McCabe reverted to a backup signature check, one teammates dubbed "the double cheek" and "the flying ass".  McCabe deployed the manoeuvre often, squashing oncoming forwards into the boards with his butt.  And it was all legal. But now that the league again is vowing to crack down completely on obstruction, the Maple Leafs defenceman wonders which tactics will sneak under the radar screens of NHL referees. "</blockquote>So what is a can-opening, flying ass to do once all his cheeky moves have been taken away?<br />
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"If you are not cheating, you are not trying," McCabe joked when asked how he would cope in the new-looked NHL.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/46-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Los-Angeles-Kings.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Los Angeles Kings" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-06T04:47:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:48:14Z</updated>
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Marty McSorley played for the Los Angeles Kings for 6 seasons.  He played in 347 games and accumulated 1348 penalty minutes.  Thats a shade under a double minor every game.   <br />
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Now I know what you're thinking.  Marty is an enforcer, that's why he racks up the penalty minutes. And an enforcer is not necessarily a dirty player.  They have honor, they fight fair, the follow "the code".  <br />
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 Right.  "The code".  According to <a target=_blank href="http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/blogs/2009/01/05/laraque_last_word/">George Laroque's version</a>, you don't punch a guy when he's down on the ground.<br />
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Would this incident with Marty McSorley be considered breaking the code?<br />
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"...that was one of the most gutless plays I've seen in a long time.  You've got a guy, flat on his face, not even moving, and you come behind and punch him in the back of the head.  For a supposed tough guy, what kind of play is that?"<br />
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Gutless is a good word.  Dirty would be another.<br />
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Another piece of the code is "not jumping guys to get a head start".  This seems fair.  But what is the accepted method to start a fight?  Marty McSorley prefers to <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yvt0B4RXWc">tap opponents on the shoulder</a>.  Oops, I meant the shoulder.  If that doesn't get their attention, a little <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnaAn1gU2as">poke to the belly (video)</a> sometimes works.<br />
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Nothing honorable about all that. <br />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-06T04:45:00Z</published>
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Derek Boogaard is regarded as one of the toughest guys in the NHL.  He has scored 10 points in 200 games with the Minnesota wild while racking up over 400 penalty minutes in the same timeframe.  There is no question as to what is role is.  He is on the team to fight, protect his team and to <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-ftoiL7N0">occasionally elbow people to the head</a>.<br />
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And now his role has diversified.  Boorgaard has become a mentor for young kids who want to learn to fight.  Boorgaard runs the <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/analysis-fightschool.html">Derek Boogaard Fighting Camp for kids</a>.  <br />
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 Kids as young as 12 years old can sign up for the camp for a mere $40.  Included in the entry fee, a tee shirt splashed with fake blood and an introductory videotape of Boogaard's most ferocious beatdowns. <br />
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According to Boogaard, the camp "[teaches] kids how to protect themselves so they don't get hurt on the ice."  <br />
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Surprisingly enough, some kids missed the message.<blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://boards.wild.com/lofiversion/index.php/t13758.html">Wild Boards</a>) Rheal Rouault, a 16-year-old from St. Brieux, Saskatchewan, drove 3Â½ hours to Regina.  Rouault plays midget hockey in the Center Four Hockey League, which he says permits five fights a season.<br />
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"I did pretty good, but I want to be able to really clean up," Rouault said. "So I thought I'd come out here and these guys will help me do that." </blockquote>Derek Boogaard may not be the dirtiest player, but no doubt his camps will produce some.  So I'm giving him the nod as the Wild's dirtiest player.<br />
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I wonder if <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpPUiK0GR_E">Todd Fedoruk</a> has considered taking the camp?<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/53-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-Jersey-Devils.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The New Jersey Devils" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-04T13:00:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:44:45Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The New Jersey Devils</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:43 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="157" height="118" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Claude_medium.jpg" alt="" />It was never a question of <em>if</em> he would show up on my dirty player list, it was a question of under what team.  Since Claude Lemieux is arguably the dirtiest player to ever play the game, he is technically the dirtiest player for Montreal, New Jersey, Colorado, Phoenix and briefly for Dallas and San Jose.  <br />
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However, it would have been a pretty dull feature if I duplicated players across teams.  I mean, how long can you watch video clips of <a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/categories/25-Pronger,-Chris">Chris Pronger</a>, Claude Lemieux and <a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/categories/45-Linseman,-Ken"> Ken Linseman</a> before getting bored.<br />
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So I had to pick a single team for Claude.  And I am sorry New Jersey, but he stuck to you.<br />
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 Over 1215 NHL games, Lemieux totalled 1777 penalty minutes.  Thats 73rd on the all time list - 5 points behind Paul Coffey.  Not exactly numbers you'd expect from the world's dirtiest hockey player.  But if you ever watch Lemieux play, you'd understand.  Unlike the <a target=_blank href ="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/categories/43-Tootoo,-Jordin">Tootoo's</a> and the <a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/categories/41-Nilan,-Chris">Nilan's</a>, Lemieux tried to perform his dirty work unnoticed.  He was the master of the suckerpunch behind the play, the accidental poke or the quick slash when no one was looking.<br />
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Check out this video clip from 1998.  Lemieux "accidentally" wipes out Boston Goalie Andy Moog without either of the Bruins defensemen noticing.<br />
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In March, 1995 while sitting at his own bench during a nearby scrum, Lemieux carefully scanned the referee's positions before delivering a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP3_zJgv6-o#t=1m4s">suckerpunch to the head of Brett Lindros</a>.     <br />
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<a target=_blank href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/readers/dirtiest/players.html">Voted the 7th dirtiest pro sports player by ESPN</a>, Lemieux has attracted the hate of many players around the league for his dirty play.  However, Lemiuex cautions people to let go of their anger.  ''You don't hate." said Lemieux, "you just dislike. How can you hate someone you don't even know? If you have any Christian belief, it's not O.K. to hate anyone. But there are a lot of players out there who dislike how I play.''<br />
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One player who may have a "dislike" for Lemieux's style of play is Kris Draper.  Draper was the recipient of Claude Lemieux's most well-known pieces of dirtywork.  From <a target=_blank href="http://www.hockeydraftcentral.com/1983/83026.html">hockeydraftcentral.com</a> <blockquote>Perhaps more than anything else, Claude Lemieux's NHL career will be remembered for a vicious hit against Detroit's Kris Draper during Game 6 of Colorado's Western Conference finals series vs. Detroit on May 30, 1996. At 14:07 of the first period, Lemieux checked Draper from behind as Draper was playing the puck along the boards near center ice. Draper's face crashed into the boards, leaving him with a fractured upper jaw, a fractured cheekbone, a broken nose, a 30-stitch cut on the inside of his mouth and five displaced teeth.  As a result of the hit, the NHL suspended Lemieux for the first two games of the 1996 Stanley Cup Finals and fined him $1,000.</blockquote>Maybe Lemieux summed up his style of play the best during an <a target=_blank href="http://www.nytimes.com/2000/02/15/sports/hockey-taking-lemieux-face-value-this-devil-has-smile-family-man-scars-warrior.html"> interview published by the New York Times</a> when he said "You'll whack somebody sometimes, maybe just give a guy a slash, maybe 15 seconds of little shooting pain. That takes him off his game. ... It's just a mean game. Just a little bit of a crazy game we play.''<br />
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Crazy?  I'll tell you who's crazy.  Claude Lemiuex is <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBcKyoVZkkI#t=0m55s">crazy</a>.  And dirty.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/50-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Montreal-Canadiens.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Montreal Canadiens" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-06T04:41:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:43:07Z</updated>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:41 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="125" height="176" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/nilan.jpg" alt="" />Chris "Knuckles" Nilan holds the record for the most penalty minutes per game.  Over 16 seasons, Nilan averaged 4.42 penalty minutes per game.  That's just shy of a fighting major in every NHL game he ever played in.<br />
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Nilan knows how to get everything out of a game.  He holds the NHL record for penalties in a game with 10.  He holds the team record for most penalty minutes in a game for both the Montreal Canadiens (39 PIM) and the New York Rangers (35 PIM).<br />
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I know, I know, broken record.  Penalty minutes don't equal dirty play.  But come on.  4 and a half minutes per game over his entire career?  Sure, lots of fighting majors and misconducts make up that number, but you have to think that a lot of those minutes are from dirty plays like <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlxH8u7fG98#t=1m11s">butt-ending</a>, <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77HH2nIEJMk#t=3m59s">suckerpunching</a> and puck throwing.<br />
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Puck throwing?<br />
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 Yes, puck throwing.  From <a target=_blank href="http://www.nytimes.com/1981/11/29/sports/puck-throwing-brings-ban.html">The New York Times Nov 29, 1981</a><blockquote>"In [a] Nov. 21 game in Montreal, Nilan and Baxter were sent to the penalty box for roughing after a brief skirmish on the ice. While in the penalty box, Nilan took a frozen practice puck from a bucket under the bench and threw it at Baxter's head."</blockquote> And speaking of dirty.  I wonder if they <a target=_blank href="http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey/articles/2009/07/18/ex_bruin_nilan_draws_another_penalty/">washed this bathing suit</a> before putting it back on the rack?<blockquote>"Yet again, Chris Nilan went out fighting. Seventeen years after he ended his multimillion-dollar hockey career, the former NHL enforcer engaged in a bloody brawl with two security workers Wednesday as he allegedly tried to walk away from the South Shore Plaza wearing a purloined Tommy Bahama swimsuit under his shorts."</blockquote><br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/55-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-York-Islanders.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The New York Islanders" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-04T04:37:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:37:29Z</updated>
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Chris Simon has all the history to be the Islanders dirtiest player.  Over the course of his 15 year career, he has been suspended 8 times for a total of 65 games.  That's almost an entire season spent under suspension.  His suspensions have been for a wide range of offences including slashing, crosschecking, kneeing, suckerpunching, elbowing and using racial slurs. <blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Simon">Wikipedia</a>) In 1997, during a game against the Edmonton Oilers, Simon allegedly called Edmonton forward Mike Grier a [racial slur].  Although the spoken words were never confirmed, he was suspended three games as a result of the incident.<br />
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Simon was suspended for one game in a 2000 playoff series against Pittsburgh for cross checking Peter Popovic across the throat. He was given two-game suspensions once in April 2001 for elbowing Anders Eriksson, and twice in 2004 for cross checking Tampa Bay's Ruslan Fedotenko and then jumping on and punching him, and for kneeing Dallas's Sergei Zubov.</blockquote>   Recently, a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uhlO8ktUUU">stomping incident against Jarko Ruutu</a> and a <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOPwdztFzA8">vicious slash to Ryan Holleweg</a> have landed Simon in big trouble.  He was given 30 and 25 game suspension respectively and his NHL career has been effectively ended.<br />
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So why do I feel bad for putting Simon on my list of dirty players?<br />
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While researching players for my 30 Dirty Players feature, I have seen a common theme.  Remorse,  or lack thereof.  The real dirty players don't care about the damage they have caused and usually try to duck responsibility for their actions.  The real dirty ones never apologize.  When reviewing Chris Simon's history of dirty incidents, I found lots of incriminating evidence.  However, I also found a lot of apologies.<br />
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After using a racial slur on the ice with Mike Grier, Chris Simon <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/newsinreview/dec97/coleharb/blakice.html">sought him out to apologize</a>.<blockquote>"Iâ€™m not making any excuses, it was very wrong what I said and Iâ€™m very sorry. Thatâ€™s not the type of person I am. I just wanted to speak to him [Grier] and apologize.â€ After the meeting, Grier said, â€œWe met for about five minutes and it went well. He said, â€˜Iâ€™m sorryâ€™ and I believe him; he had a very sincere look in his eye. It takes a stand-up person to come here and handle it the way he did . . . I accept his apology.â€</blockquote>Simon posted <a target=_blank href="http://hfboards.com/archive/index.php/t-356626.html">a statement including an apology</a> on the Islanders' website after the incident with Ryan Holleweg.<blockquote>"After watching the tape the morning after Thursday's game, I was disgusted," said Simon. "There is absolutely no place in hockey for what I did.  I want to apologize to Ryan Hollweg. I was grateful to learn that Ryan is okay and that he returned to the game. My hope is to reach out to him in the near future."</blockquote>After the Jarko Ruutu foot stomping incident, <a target=_blank href="http://www.orato.com/sports/new-york-islanders-chris-simon-suspended">Simon also issued an apology</a><blockquote>"There is no excuse for my actions on Saturday night and I apologize to everyone involved."</blockquote><a target=_blank href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/michael_farber/10/24/simon1029/">Doug Farber at Sports Illustrated</a> suggests that despite his evil ways, Chris Simon may be a nice guy.<blockquote>So who is he, really: the tough guy given to swinging his stick or the guy [Ted] Nolan says will do charity events at 6 a.m.? The guy who earned the NHL's longest suspension or a committed teammate who merely had what Hamrlik calls a "cuckoo moment?"  If, as writer Flannery O'Connor suggests, good and evil appear to be joined in every culture at the spine, why can't Chris Simon be both?</blockquote>I think there is a lot of good in Chris Simon.  Unfortunately, he still qualifies as the Islanders dirtiest player.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/54-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-York-Rangers.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The New York Rangers" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-04T04:35:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:36:43Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The New York Rangers</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:45 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="150" height="150" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/sean-avery-puck-off.jpg" alt="" />Why do people hate Sean Avery?  Sean Avery is not known for his reckless checking, his cheap stickwork or suckerpunches.  In fact, out of all the players covered in my "30 Dirty Players in 30 Days" feature, he probably has the cleanest track record when it comes to injuries inflicted to opponents.  So what is so dirty about Sean Avery?<br />
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His mouth.<br />
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Sean Avery is the rudest player in the NHL.  He shows no respect to the game, his opponents, or his teammates with his outrageous diatribe.<br />
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 Avery <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexLLBAwvOA">chirped and chattered his way into the league with the Detroit Red Wings</a> in 2001.  While young and cocky, the Wings had high hopes for him.  "We've got to get him to tone down a few things", said teammate Brett Hull. "But he's young, he'll learn."  Despite their attempt to get him to "tone down a few things", Sean did not mature in Detroit and was quickly unloaded.  <blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=396369">NHL</a>) Years later, Ken Holland would say this of his reason for trading Avery.  "The only thing I would say is obviously we had him as a young player at that time and our concern was his lack of respect for the game, the people in the game and, obviously, he left us.</blockquote>After leaving Detroit, Avery's career began to take off.  He gained a reputation as an agitator and as his popularity grew, so did his ability to produce provocative sound bites.  In a painful Sept 2005 interview, Avery attempted to win brownie points with Don Cherry by <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpa0iJuS_rk">spouting off disparaging remarks about French players </a> in the NHL.  It didn't have the intended affect, given Grapes' recent assesment of Avery's character.  "I've known this kid since he was about 16 years old" said Cherry.  "Once a jerk, always a jerk".<br />
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One month later in a  game with Edmonton, Avery reportedly directed racial slurs towards the Oiler's George Laroque. <blockquote>(<a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2005/10/14/avery_laroque051014.html">CBC</a>) Laraque, who is black, alleged Avery made a racial remark during Edmonton's 3-1 loss. Laraque said that when he went to challenge Avery to a fight after the Kings agitator got tangled up with Oilers finesse player Ales Hemsky, Avery declined to fight and called Laraque "a monkey."</blockquote>In 2007, Avery was involved in <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnZYcmODj0U">two incidents during the pre-game warmup</a>.  Both incidents were started by Avery mouthing off to members of the other team in an attempt to get them off their game.  Desperate for new material, Avery allegedly made comments to Toronto's Jason Blake regarding his fight with cancer.<blockquote>(<a href="http://www.citytv.com/toronto/citynews/sports/article/18265--did-sean-avery-make-comments-about-jason-blake-s-fight-with-cancer">Citytv.com</a>) A local radio station has reported that an unnamed Rangers players said a pre-game scuffle between Avery and Toronto's Darcy Tucker stemmed from comments directed at Jason Blake's battle against cancer.</blockquote>Most recently, Avery has been in the news for his "sloppy seconds" comment.<br />
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The comment was intended to take Dion Phaneuf and the Calgary Flames off their game.  In actuality, it got Avery kicked off the Dallas Stars, suspended by the NHL and forced into anger management classes.  <br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/58-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Ottawa-Senators.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Ottawa Senators" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-04T04:33:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:34:39Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Ottawa Senators</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:46 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="195" height="119" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/ruutu.jpeg" alt="" />Well I am truly sorry Ottawa.  Whatever he does for you, he'll be forever known as your dirtiest player.  How do I know this?  Because I am a Canucks fan and I watched him play for 5 seasons.<br />
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Ruutu is not known for his big violent hits that come with big penalty minutes.  Over 497 career games, he has just 860 penalty minutes - not a low number, but nothing extraordinary for a 4th line grinder.  What sets Ruutu apart from his peers is his ability to get on the nerves of his opponents and draw penalties.  What makes him a dirty player is his disregard for any amount sportsmanship while doing so.  <br />
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 A senior member of the NHL Actors Guild, Ruutu is a magnificent diver.  Just ask Alexi Kovalev who had the best seat in the house for <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZHPvTBmFdg">this act</a>.<br />
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Ruutu is also the master of the "who me?".  In a game against the Rangers, Ruutu kept Sean Avery out of the play for an extended period of time by <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnSYbbmXSH8">"accidently" stealing his stick</a>.<br />
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When it comes to annoying his opponents, Ruutu will stop at nothing.  In a 2009 game, Ruuto got under the skin of Buffalo's Andrew Peters by, well, getting under his skin - literally.  <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVLBUToVM4">He bit him</a>.<br />
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When <a target=_blank href="http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Hard-tackling+Jarkko+Ruutu+keeps+fellow+ice+hockey+stars+in+check+/1135240044269"> reminiscing about his career</a> before an exhibition Game in Stockholm, Ruuto said â€œAt least I have provided the folks with circus entertainment; given them something to talk about.â€ <br />
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Don't worry Jarrko, that's not your only accomplishment.  You also made my all time dirty player list.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/70-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Pittsburgh-Penguins.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Pittsburgh Penguins" />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-03T04:33:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:33:31Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Pittsburgh Penguins</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:54 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="144" height="168" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/ulf1.jpg" alt="" />In just over 1000 NHL games, Ulf Samuelsson was able to accumulate 2453 penalty minutes - a respectable 25th on the NHL's all time penalty minutes.  Not known as a fighter, Samuelsson gathered his penalty minutes with dirty checks and cheapshots.  He had a reputation for hitting opponents with dangerous knee-on-knee hits.  This reputation was mostly attributed to the fact that he regularly did hit his opponents with dangerous knee-on-knee hits.<br />
 In <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tQsE3BIcKo">this undated Coaches Corner segment</a>, Don Cherry gives a thorough rundown on Samuelsson's knee checks and makes you wonder what is worse - Ulf Samuelsson's respect for fair play, or Don's ability to speak in full sentences.  I'd give the nod to Ulf, but just barely.  While Samuelsson was famous for his knee hits, he was also not afraid to throw <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orQ-S7qw3pU#t=1m35s">the odd slewfoot or headbutt</a>.  <br />
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Samuelsson retired at the end of the NHL's 2000 season.  Forwards across the league breathed a collective sigh of relief as the era of the dirty Samuelsson knee check came to an end.  But times may be changing.  In the 2009 entry draft, the <a target=_blank href="http://www.wpxi.com/sports/19881372/detail.html">Pittsburgh Penguins selected Ulf's son, Chicago Steel defenseman Philip Samuelsson, 61st overall</a>.  Does dirty play run in the family?  Check out the clip below and decide for yourself.<br />
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Note that Phil's last crosscheck was after the game had ended and the unsuspecting 6 year old was on his way to the locker room.<br />
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Watch your knees, class of 2009.  Samuelsson is back.<br />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-10-03T04:31:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:32:17Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Phoenix Coyotes</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:52 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="144" height="117" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/nash1.gif" alt="" />It is fitting that Phoenix - a team perpetually stuck in the bottom of the standings and mired in underachievement - would not be able to produce a quality dirty player.  <br />
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Tyson Nash played 7 seasons in the NHL and collected 673 penalty minutes.  He wasn't an exceptionally violent player, I could only find one instance of a suspension over his career and there are no famous stories of cheap hits.  He wasn't known as a fighter.  In fact he had a reputation for being good at avoiding fights.  His Wikipedia entry is so empty that you don't have to scroll to see it in it's entirety.  According to <a target=_blank href="http://www.tysonnash.com/career_highlights.shtml">his website</a>, a major highlight in 2005 was having "abdominal surgery by Dr. William Myers in Philadelphia".<br />
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So what the hell did he do?<br />
 Well, he certainly didn't score.  "Nasher's" season high point total was 15 and he only had 64 over his entire career.  <a target=_blank href="http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/players/Tyson_Nash/">Sportsnet.ca</a> categorized him as a "4th line agitator who does a bit too much trash-talking on the ice and occasionally hurts his team by taking bad penalties".<br />
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So what he did was annoy people.  Whether it was <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-OrIevf-xU">running around giving cheap hits</a>, shooting his mouth off, or wearing his hair in a manner that made you want to take a 5 minute spearing penalty, Nash got under your skin.<br />
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And that's all he did.  That's it.  Then he retired and <a target=_blank href="http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/12334-Jamie-McLennans-Blog-Playing-in-Japan.htm">played in Japan</a>.  I really have nothing else to say about him.  <br />
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    <entry>
        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/66-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Philadelphia-Flyers.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Philadelphia Flyers" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-03T04:30:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:31:15Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Philadelphia Flyers</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:47 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="133" height="160" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/bobbyclarke.jpg" alt="" />Since the days of the Broad Street Bullies, the Philadelphia Flyers have always had the reputation of being a dirty team.  1n the 1970's, they slashed, hacked and punched their way to back-to back-Stanley Cups.  Their captain, Bobby Clarke, was the epitome of the team - tough, skilled and not afraid to bend the rules to win.  Clarke is, without a doubt, Philadephia's all-time dirtiest player.<br />
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 If Clarke was a dirty player in the NHL, then he was downright criminal in international play while playing for Team Canada.  He is well known for his vicious slash on Valeri Kharlamov during the 1972 summit series.  The slash put the Russian's star forward out of commission for the remainder of the series, which Canada went on to win.<blockquote>The fiercely contested series continued in Game Six, and Canada had to find a way to stop the skilled Kharlamov. "Kharlamov was killing us," recalled John Ferguson, the assistant coach of Team Canada. "I called (Bobby) Clarke over to the bench, looked over at Kharlamov and said, 'I think he needs a tap on the ankle.' I didn't think twice about it."<br />
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Bobby Clarke of Team Canada took his coach's suggestion to heart, chopping Kharlamov's left ankle. "I gave Valeri Kharlamov a tap on his sore ankle with my stick," stated Clarke several years later. "When (journalist) Dick Beddoes asked me about it, calling my shot 'a wicked two-hander,' I simply told him, 'Dick, if I hadn't learned to lay on a two-hander once in a while, I'd never have left Flin Flon!'" </blockquote>A few days later, while traveling home from Moscow, the Canadian Team was playing a "friendly" match against Czechoslovakia.  During the game, Bobby Clarke stalked the Czech captian FrantiÅ¡ek PospÃ­Å¡il across the ice before hitting him in the face with a vicious butt-end<br />
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Bobby Clarke is one of the dirtiest players of all time, he is an embarassment to Canadian hockey and one of the <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1AgE63LcOA">biggest jackasses the NHL has ever seen</a>. <br />
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He's also on the Armchair Pools 30 Dirty Players list.<br />
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    <entry>
        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/73-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-St-Louis-Blues.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The St Louis Blues" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-02T04:28:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:29:33Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The St Louis Blues</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:59 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="123" height="174" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/frost3.jpg" alt="" />With 182 penalty minutes in his first 87 NHL games, Mike Danton's role in the NHL seemed to be heading towards that of a 4th line checker or an enforcer.  It is possible that he would have become a player dirty enough to be featured in my 30 Dirty Players feature.  However, we'll never know.  We won't know because Danton's NHL career was ambushed by a player far dirtier than he will ever be.  <br />
<br />
His agent, David Frost.<br />
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 If you aren't familiar with the story, the CBC has a lot of <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/danton/">coverage on it</a>.  Also, the Fifth Estate did a <a target=_blank href=" http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/rogueagent/multimedia.html">documentary</a> called 'Frost Bite' that looks into Frost and his past.  There are more details here than I can - or care to - write about.<br />
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Frost became Danton's mentor at the young age of 10 and later became his agent - helping him realize his childhood dream of playing in the NHL.  After his first full year in the NHL, Danton attempted to hire a hit man to kill David Frost.  On Nov 8, 2004, he was arrested and sentenced to 7 years in prison.  The question on everybody's mind - who was David Frost and why did Mike Danton want him dead.<br />
<br />
It didn't take long for the answer.  As the story broke, details emerged that suggested Frost had been physically and mentally abusing young hockey players - including Danton - from an early age.  He was accused of using his position of authority to manipulate and control players in his care for personal benefit.  There was even suggestion that he used brainwashing techniques to exert control over the youngsters.  <br />
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From <a target=_blank href="http://artvoice.com/issues/v5n3/puck_stop">artvoice.com</a><blockquote>At age 13, [Danton's brother] Tom was allowed to take part in a weekend retreat at Frostâ€™s cottage in Kingston, attended also by his older brother Mike and other boys. Upon returning home, Tom was sullen and withdrawn, and the parents eventually discovered photographs of their naked 13-year-old son bound to a bed with duct tape, photos taken at Frostâ€™s retreat. Further details of that weekend emerged. Tom was forced to eat pancakes that were spat on by Frost; he was shot at with a BB gun while hanging from a tree branch; he was also ordered to dance naked atop a table for hours. </blockquote>From <a target=_blank href="http://www.canada.com/topics/sports/story.html?id=331335aa-5296-4f52-84eb-4539c9b583e2&p=1">canada.com</a><br />
<blockquote>The whole team noticed it: How Frost would order [Danton] to grab him a glass of water and the boy would oblige and how [Danton] would fetch Frost's inhaler at the coach's command. "It was like a dog going to get his master's paper," says Corey Batten, the [team's] goalie.</blockquote>Of course, like a good dirty player Frost denies it all. <br />
<br />
"I've heard the brainwash stuff, that I brainwash players," he told the Toronto Sun. "Maybe I have brainwashed them. You know how crazy that is? If I was that smart, I would brainwash 20 of them and we would go win the Stanley Cup. Brainwashing? When I hear that cult stuff, it makes me crazy." <br />
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But he can't deny the audio recordings of conversations between him and Mike Danton.  Have a <a target=_blank href="http://www.cbc.ca/fifth/rogueagent/tapes.html">listen</a> and decide for yourself who David Frost is.<br />
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My opinion, dirty. <br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/71-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-San-Jose-Sharks.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The San Jose Sharks" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
            <email></email>        </author>
    
        <published>2010-10-01T04:28:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:28:23Z</updated>
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                In past entries in my 30 Dirty Players feature, I have tried to come up with something special about each player.  Something different, so that the article is not just one big laundry list of suspensions and dirty hits.  I tried to focus on what element made me consider that player "dirty".<br />
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The only thing special about Bryan Marchment is the sheer magnitude of his dirty play.  Over his 15 year career, he amassed 2307 penalty minutes and, according to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Marchment">Wikipedia</a>, was suspended 13 times.  <br />
 So with out further ado, the very dirty laundry list of Bryan Marchment.<br />
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<strong>1993</strong><br />
- Suspended two games for <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPKT-8Gl_YU">checking Mike Gartner of the Rangers from behind</a>.  <br />
- Suspended one game for receiving his third non-stick-related misconduct of the season. <br />
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<strong>1995</strong><br />
- Suspended five games for a <a href="http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-853757.html">kneeing incident against the Jets Jason Simon</a>.<br />
- Hit Mike Gartner at center ice and <a target=_blank href="http://www.nytimes.com/1995/02/08/sports/hockey-notebook-gartner-hurts-himself-and-takes-a-slow-train.html">collapsed his lung</a>.  Marchment would later state that the hit was payback for a previous high stick from Gartner.<br />
- Suspended twice for a total of 3 games for receiving game misconduct penalties.<br />
- Suspended three games leaving the bench to fight Denis Chasse of St. Louis.<br />
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<strong>1997</strong><br />
- Suspended three games <a target=_blank href="http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1347&dat=19980226&id=ztsSAAAAIBAJ&sjid=OP0DAAAAIBAJ&pg=6658,4920676">for kneeing Mike Modano</a>.  The hit kept Dallas Stars Mike Modano out for six weeks.<br />
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<strong>1998</strong><br />
- Suspended eight games <a target=_blank href="http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1347&dat=19980226&id=ztsSAAAAIBAJ&sjid=OP0DAAAAIBAJ&pg=6658,4920676">for kneeing Carolina Hurricanes forward Kevin Dineen</a>.  The suspension was the longest of the season.<br />
- Suspended one game for <a href="http://books.google.ca/books?id=8E74agb2dk4C&pg=PA152&lpg=PA152&dq=brian+marchment+suspension&source=bl&ots=tCUNB8xFvf&sig=FFexq5J9v0LHz7rwTzteEkxPMfU&hl=en&ei=NkuQSszcEo2KsgPN1qkM&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3#v=onepage&q=&f=false">directing racial comments at Donald Brashear</a>.<br />
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<strong>1999</strong><br />
- Suspended three games for <a href="http://" title="http://articles.latimes.com/2000/mar/19/sports/sp-10548">spearing Paul Kariya in the stomach</a>.<br />
<br />
<strong>2000</strong><br />
- Suspended three games <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2001/03/13/marchment010313.html">for kneeing Montreal Canadiens forward Martin Rucinsky</a> in a game Monday night.<br />
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<strong>2001</strong><br />
- Suspended six games for <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/11/sports/hockey-marchment-is-suspended.html">elbowing Carolina Hurricanes forward Shane Willis in the head</a>.<br />
- Suspended two games after his <a href="http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/print/CTVNews/20020303/ctvnews848860/20020303/?hub=CTVNewsAt11&subhub=PrintStory">third fight-instigator penalty of the season</a>. <br />
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In a <a target=_blank href=""http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1014230/2/index.htm">Sports Illustrated article</a>, Marchment had this to say about his reputation as a dirty player.  "Your brain's telling you to stick your leg out because he'll get by you, have a breakaway, make you look like an idiot"  Says Marchment.  "If that's something dirty, so be it."<br />
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Yes Bryan, so be it dirty.  Tell your brain not to be an idiot.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/75-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Toronto-Maple-Leafs.html" rel="alternate" title="30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Toronto Maple Leafs" />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-09-30T04:01:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:15:32Z</updated>
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        <title type="html">30 Dirty Players in 30 Days.  The Toronto Maple Leafs</title>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:60 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="125" height="168" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/tucker3.jpg" alt="" />You can spot him at every game.  He's the wide-eyed, crazed Maple Leaf skating around the ice, taking offense from everything and ready to take on everyone.  He's Crazy Tucker.  And he's Toronto's dirtiest player ever.<br />
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Darcy Tucker has a reputation for being crazy.  In a 2003 game against the Ottawa Senators, <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftfAyMpoI4">Tucker jumped into the Ottawa bench</a> and started attacking Chris Neil.  Apparently, Neil had spat at him.  Or at least that is what he said after the game to reporters.  Although, at his suspension hearing - Tucker was suspended 5 games for his antics - Tucker admitted that spitting was not reason he charged the bench.  When asked why he charged the bench, he simply said "I'm Crazy Tucker".<br />
<br />
 Ok - The last part was a joke. <br />
<br />
But Crazy Tucker is no joke.  Well, to the creators of <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb9v6c84QKM">this video</a> he is.<br />
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Seriously though, Darcy Tucker is a dirty player with a reputation for going after other player's knees.  It all started with this low hit that he gave Mike Peca during the 2002 Playoffs.<br />
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While most of us will see this as intent to injure, <a target=_blank href="http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/06/peca-tucker.html">DownGoesBrown.com</a> argues that it was a clean hit.<blockquote>"But it wasn't [a dirty hit]. Based on the NHL's rules at the time, it was squeaky clean. The NHL would later add a clipping penalty (which is never called) to try to prevent hits like this, but at the time there wasn't anything in the rulebook that said hitting low was illegal."</blockquote>Never called?   Well, not often called.  Unless Darcy Tucker is on the ice.  In a Nov 6, 2008 Game, Darcy Tucker <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDUYtjPQlmU">attempted to take out the knees of Nick Schultz</a> and was called for clipping.  What was worse is that he allegedly told Nick Schultz that he was planning to do it.  â€œMy concern is at the end of the second, he tells me heâ€™s going to come and take out my knees, and then he actually does it." said Schultz.  "It says everything you need to know about that guy." <br />
<br />
Well not everything.<br />
<br />
In a <a target=_blank href=" http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/columns/story?columnist=amber_david&id=2621367">2006 interview with David Amber</a> of ESPN.com, Tucker had this to say.<blockquote><strong>Amber:</strong> You've said that if you could meet one person, it would be President Bush. Why him?<br />
<br />
<strong>Tucker:</strong> I would like to pick his brain. I think his political views are on the same line as my own. I think the wave of the future is someone who doesn't back down to terrorism. </blockquote>Watch out Obama, Crazy Tucker's coming for your knees.<br />
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        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-09-30T04:01:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:01:50Z</updated>
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He wasn't a dirty player before his attack on Steve Moore, and nothing he has done since would qualify as dirty.  So while I have tried throughout my Dirty 30-in-30 feature to not label players based on a single incident, I must make an exception in this case.  Todd Bertuzzi's only career cheapshot was so ugly and had such extreme consequences that he has become the poster boy for violence and dirty play in hockey.<br />
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He also earned his reputation as Vancouver's dirtiest player ever.  <br />
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In case you haven't seen it ...<br />
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            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-09-30T04:00:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T04:01:12Z</updated>
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                <!-- s9ymdb:58 --><img class="serendipity_image_right" width="104" height="153" style="float: right; border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/hunter.JPG" alt="" />With 3565 penalty minutes in 1407 games, Dale Hunter is second in all-time NHL penalty minutes.  Averaging over a minor penalty a game, it was fair to say you could expect to see something illegal from Hunter every time he stepped on the ice.  He was delivering headshots <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vyhbdz14U8">like this one on Gord Murphy</a> before the league even called them headshots.  And he was not ashamed to <a target=_blank href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GHRK6plQdM">defend himself with his stick</a>.<br />
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Hunter's most memorable incident was in the 1993 Playoffs against the New York Islanders.  <br />
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 Late in game 6, Hunter attempted a his pass in front of his own net and it was picked off by the Islanders Pierre Turgeon.  Turgeon walked in on net and scored - essentially eliminating Hunter and the Washington Capitals from the playoffs.  Not happy with his pass, Hunter followed Turgeon across the ice and checked him into the boards from behind while Turgeon was celebrating the goal.  <br />
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You can see the entire thing <a target=_blank href=" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xte-Vtxg-m8">here</a><br />
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Make note of how long Hunter waited after the play had stopped to hit Turgeon.  I counted one-dirtyplayer-two-dirtyplayer-three-dirtyplayer.<br />
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Maybe just two-dirtyplayer.<br />
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        <link href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/65-30-Teams.-30-Dirty-players..html" rel="alternate" title="30 Teams.  30 Dirty players." />
        <author>
            <name>Warren Baker</name>
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        <published>2010-09-30T03:18:00Z</published>
        <updated>2010-09-30T03:46:50Z</updated>
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                Last year, I wrote a blog series on the dirtiest all-time player from each NHL team.  It was a really fun article to write and research.  So fun, that I thought I would re-post it.  Ok, I'll admit that it is also related to the fact that I couldn't come up with a subject for this season's series.<br />
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Whatever the reason, I proudly present (re-present) Armchair Pools' 30 Teams, 30 Dirty players.  The list below is my ranking of the dirty players that we featured.  You can click on the player's below to see his specific article.  My choices and are up for debate, so feel free to comment.<br />
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1.   <!-- s9ymdb:83 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/NJ.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/53-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-Jersey-Devils.html">Claude Lemieux</a> - Cheap hits, big turtles and justifies it with religion.<br />
 2.   <!-- s9ymdb:88 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Phi.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/66-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Philadelphia-Flyers.html">Bobby Clarke</a> - Canadian hockey's biggest embarrassment. <br />
 3.   <!-- s9ymdb:91 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/SJ1.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/71-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-San-Jose-Sharks.html">Bryan Marchment</a> - You can't you argue with his rap sheet.<br />
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 5.   <!-- s9ymdb:67 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Anh.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/19-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Anaheim-Might-Ducks.html">Chris Pronger</a> - Crosscheck, elbow, foot stomp, he does it all.<br />
 6.   <!-- s9ymdb:76 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Dal.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/37-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Dallas-Stars.html">Steve Ott</a> - Voted dirtiest in the league by his peers.  No argument here.<br />
 7.   <!-- s9ymdb:94 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Tor.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/75-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Toronto-Maple-Leafs.html">Darcy Tucker</a> - Watch your knees, here comes Crazy Tucker.<br />
 8.   <!-- s9ymdb:92 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/StL.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/73-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-St.-Louis-Blues.html">David Frost</a> - Not a player, but wouldn't we all like to see him play just one game in Junior?<br />
 9.   <!-- s9ymdb:69 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Bos.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/23-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Boston-Bruins.html">Ken Linseman</a> - He was "the Rat".<br />
10. <!-- s9ymdb:72 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Cgy.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/26-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Calgary-Flames.html">Gary Suter</a> - Mr. Career Ender <br />
11. <!-- s9ymdb:80 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/LA.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/46-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Los-Angeles-Kings.html">Marty McSorley</a> - Dirty players sometimes dress like enforcers.<br />
12. <!-- s9ymdb:84 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Nsh.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/52-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Nashville-Predators.html">Jordin Tootoo</a> - The heartwarming story is looks like it will have a dirty ending.<br />
13. <!-- s9ymdb:93 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/TB.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/74-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Tampa-Bay-Lightning.html">Steve Downie</a> - Was one of the leagues dirtiest even before his first NHL game.<br />
14. <!-- s9ymdb:85 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/NYI.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/55-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-York-Islanders.html">Chris Simon</a> - A tortured soul that had to be on the list.<br />
15. <!-- s9ymdb:82 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Mon.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/50-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Montreal-Canadiens.html">Chris Nilan</a> - If you need an enforcer (or a free bathing suit), call "Knuckles" Nilan.<br />
16. <!-- s9ymdb:96 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Was.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/78-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Washington-Capitals.html">Dale Hunter</a> - one-dirtyplayer, two-dirtyplayer, three-dirtyplayer.<br />
17. <!-- s9ymdb:78 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Edm.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/44-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Edmonton-Oilers.html">Peter Pocklington</a> - Your dad's name on the cup?  Peter, come on.<br />
18. <!-- s9ymdb:73 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Chi.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/33-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Chicago-Blackhawks.html">Bobby Hull</a> - Nice guy on the ice.  Too bad his wife didn't play hockey.<br />
19. <!-- s9ymdb:87 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Ott.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/58-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Ottawa-Senators.html">Jarkko Ruuto</a> - "Who me?"<br />
20. <!-- s9ymdb:86 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/NYR.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/54-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-New-York-Rangers.html">Sean Avery</a> - This agitator plays "sloppy seconds" to no one. <br />
21. <!-- s9ymdb:77 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Det.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/39-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Detroit-Red-Wings.html">Chris Chelios</a> - Dirty old man?<br />
22. <!-- s9ymdb:95 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Van.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/77-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Vancouver-Canucks.html">Todd Bertuzzi</a> - In this case, one cheapshot does make you a dirty player.  <br />
23. <!-- s9ymdb:81 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Min.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/47-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Minnesota-Wild.html">Derek Boogard</a> - This enforcer's dirtiest play is spawning his trade.<br />
24. <!-- s9ymdb:74 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Cls.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/36-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Columbus-Blue-Jackets.html">Krzysztof Oliwa</a> - Is dirty the same as really, really mean?<br />
25. <!-- s9ymdb:89 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Pho.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/69-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Phoenix-Coyotes.html">Tyson Nash</a> - Dirty player, bad hair.<br />
26. <!-- s9ymdb:68 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Atl.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/22-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Atlanta-Thrashers.html">Eric Boulton</a> - Makes the list because there was no one else on Atlanta.<br />
27. <!-- s9ymdb:71 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Car.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/29-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Carolina-Hurricanes.html">Jesse Boulerice</a> - He's played for many teams, but I stuck Carolina with him.<br />
28. <!-- s9ymdb:70 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Buf.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/27-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Buffalo-Sabres.html">Brad May</a> - "It will be good when we get him."  Hmm, maybe not so much.<br />
29. <!-- s9ymdb:79 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Fla.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/45-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Florida-Panthers.html">Brian McCabe</a> - This "Flying Ass" was the inventor of the "Can Opener".<br />
30. <!-- s9ymdb:75 --><img class="serendipity_image_center" width="20" height="19" style="border: 0px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px;" src="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/uploads/Col.gif" alt="" /><a target=_blank href="http://www.armchairpools.com/blogs/archives/35-30-Dirty-Players-in-30-Days.-The-Colorado-Avalanche.html">Steve Moore</a> - Of course he didn't deserve it, but his hit on Naslund was dirty.<br />
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